It’s Only A Game – Intermittent Explosive Disorder

For the last week or so Every supermarket Every advert Every corner of the internet, and every TV programme has been inviting us to "Come On England" Urgh! Okay! It's only a game and we're going to lose We know that you like it But for us it's a snooze And for the sake of us all Please take the flags off your cars 'Cause you just look like a racist Or a massive arse! Your patriotism is cobblers, we fear 'Cause it only comes out every four years And then do you only hand-on-heart give a toss 'Cause you get to blame foreigners For our sporting loss It's only a game and we're going to lose The last fifty years have shown that shouldn't be news "The lads" are the problem It's time to get real They're just turf-kicking millionaires with sponsorship deals You're not motivated You'll never get far If losing means you've still got your car Your blonde model girlfriend The champagne and the glitz Or your job as a pundit When you retire from the pitch It's only a game and we're not going to win So please put your pointless World Cup tat in the bin Except for the plastic, recycle it do Or you'll be choking a haddock on your red, white, and blue! We're not trying to spoil anyone's fun We just want to say to everyone Win, lose, or draw your life will still be the same Don't take it so seriously 'Cause it's just a game England!

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