Lottery Super-Villain – Intermittent Explosive Disorder

There's something I must tell you Bear with me, would you, please? It's hard for me to say this Forgive my slight unease There's every possibility That you might be surprised To learn the gentle man you know Could have a darker side Please don't be alarmed, my friends Don't let your thoughts unravel I haven't turned to Jesus Christ Or done a Jimmy Savile It's only hypothetical A seed I've yet to sow But it's probably the one thing About me you should know If I won the lottery I'd probably become a super-villain I'd buy an old volcano And use it as the base for all my killin' It's not that I was born to be an evil overlord It's just with all that cash around, I'd probably get bored So, if I won the lottery I'd probably become a super-villain There's no imagination Among winners any more Paying off their mortgages And giving to the poor They'll buy a house for granny Vacations in the sun College funds for all their kids And endless party fun Pretty soon they're clinging To a molecule of hope Because they didn't plan ahead And pissed it up a rope I wouldn't waste my millions On mansions, cars, or girls I'd use the money wisely To take over the world 'Cause if I won the lottery I'd probably become a super-villain I'll study nuclear physics And build machines to bring on Armageddon I'll hire Alan Dedicoat, no matter what the price To voice the count down of my new apocalypse device So, if I won the lottery I'd probably become a super-villain If you're wondering where all this megalomania's coming from Maybe it's the teasing that I got when I was young It won't be me that's crying when the bonus ball comes round As I rise up with my empire and the world comes tumbling down So, those double roll-over apocalypse balls in descending order are: 6 5 4 3 2 And the bonus ball is 1 If I won the lottery I'd probably become a super-villain To threaten the entire world On a massive telly would be rather thrillin' Release the balls and soon I will unleash my evil plan It's still a secret but I'll say you'd best avoid Japan 'Cause if I won the lottery I'd probably become a super-villain If I won the lottery I'd probably become a super-villain

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