The Pig Society – Intermittent Explosive Disorder

There's been some allegations In a new biography About a certain part of David Cameron's anatomy At a dining club in Oxford It's alleged, and this is big That the ham-faced, Tory wanker Stuck his cock into a pig An initiation rite that Shows how rich folk must be bored Saw the PM stab a dead pig In the mouth with his pork sword Now, we don't know if it's true or not The facts are rather sparse But I heard it on the news That Kermit plans to kick his arse We've often thought "ham-fisted" Should be your middle name Will you call on Rupert Murdoch To save your bacon once again? In a country full of cynics It comes as no surprise To discover David Cameron Might be slinging porkie pies Our relationship with Israel Might now be a little stretched And that episode of "Black Mirror" No longer seems far-fetched Do you hanker for a hog roast? Come on, tell the truth now, Dave That you're thinking of another When you call Samantha "Babe" Ed Milliband won't touch A bacon sarnie any more Since you've redefined the meaning Of "pulled pork" and "wild boar" Poor Piglet lives in fear down in One Hundred Acre Wood And the pig who ran to market Ran like fuck for his own good We've often thought "ham-fisted" Should be your middle name Will you call on Rupert Murdoch To save your bacon once again? In a country full of cynics It comes as no surprise To discover David Cameron Might be slinging porkie pies We've often thought "ham-fisted" Should be your middle name Will you call on Rupert Murdoch To save your bacon once again? In a country full of cynics It comes as no surprise To discover David Cameron Might be slinging porkie pies David Cameron joined a club E-I-E-I-O And in that club he fucked a pig

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